Words worth remembering.

1. People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

2. If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.

3. Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, 'I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother.' He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

4. It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it.

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