Words worth remembering.

1. Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Ephraim Zimbalist Jr.

2. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

3. My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty... it is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.

4. Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be. The way things are going, they're going to crucify me.

3,002 authors in the collection.