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Yogi Berra Quotes

Birth Date: 1925-05-12 (Tuesday, May 12th, 1925)



    • You mean now?
    • 90 percent of putts that fall short don't go in.
    • A good ball club.
    • A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
    • Don't get me right, I'm just asking!
    • No one goes there any more, it's too crowded.
    • A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
    • Always go to other peoples' funerals otherwise they won't go to yours.
    • Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
    • Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
    • He's a big clog in their machine.
    • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    • I'm as red as a sheet.
    • I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did!
    • I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
    • I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
    • I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.
    • I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
    • I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
    • I think they just got through marinating the greens.
    • I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.
    • I want to thank you for making this day necessary.
    • I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
    • I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.
    • If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
    • If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
    • If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
    • If you ask me a question I don't know I'm not going to answer.
    • If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
    • If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else.
    • In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
    • It ain't over 'til it's over.
    • It gets late awfully early around here.
    • It's like deja vu all over again.
    • It's never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
    • It's not too far it just seems like it is.
    • It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
    • It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.
    • Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house!
    • Most of his homeruns were hit on artificial turf.
    • Never answer an anonymous letter.
    • Ninety percent of this game is mental, and the other half is physical.
    • Overwhelming underdogs.
    • Pair up in threes.
    • Pitching always beats batting -- and vice-versa.
    • Slump? I ain't in no slump! I just ain't hitting.
    • Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died.
    • Surprise me!
    • The future ain't what it used to be.
    • The only reason I need these gloves is cause of my hands.
    • The other team could make trouble for us if they win.
    • The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
    • The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.
    • There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
    • Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
    • We have a good time together, even when we're not together.
    • We made too many wrong mistakes.
    • We're lost but we're making good time.
    • When you get to a fork in the road, take it.
    • Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
    • You better make it four. I don't think I could eat eight.
    • You can observe a lot by watching.
    • You don't hit with your face.
    • You don't look so hot yourself.
    • Yogi's teacher You don't know anything, do you Berra?
    • You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
    • The similarities between me and my father are completely different.
    • I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
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