Ric Berger Quotes

Ric Berger shares plain-spoken thoughts on language and cultural borders.

13 quotes

  1. Europa es dividite per le muros de 30 linguas. Felicemente, inter iste linguas national, circa 10.000 parolas de origine grec e latin son commun. Iste preciose tresor linguistic debe esser utilisate al maximo sin mutilar un sol parola o inventar alteres.

  2. My name is RJ Berger, and taking the bus sucks.

  3. How does your last full day of virginity feel?

  4. First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs fighting to sniff each other's ass.

  5. It's called walking to school, fatty!

  6. I still can't believe you asked mini Chewbacca to the winter formal!

  7. Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a life of its own, and then I'll never lose it.

  8. My name is R.J. Berger, and crime doesn't pay... at least not for me.

  9. When you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or do you want to be the stud who did Jenny Swanson?

  10. She's, um... Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that looks like one of them klingons from Star Wars.

  11. 100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex.

  12. Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances.

  13. I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex.