17 Marty Feldman Quotes

Marty Feldman quotes

1. Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

2. Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

3. Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

4. I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.

5. I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.

6. When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's 'The pen is mightier than the sword' to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, 'Yes, and considerably easier to write with.'

7. I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]

8. Money can't buy poverty. [3]

1. I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

2. You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

3. I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

4. Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

5. He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

6. I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

7. I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

8. It could be worse... It could be raining

9. Could be worse... Could be raining