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17 Jimmy Durante Quotes

Jimmy Durante shares playful, musical jokes about happiness, speech and humor, perfect for a smile.

Jimmy Durante quotes

  1. Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so

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  2. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee, A dinka doo. Oh, what a tune for crooning. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee A dinka doo. It's got the whole world spooning.

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  3. Be nice to people on your way up, because you're going to meet them all on your way down.

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  4. Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

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  5. Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

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  6. Hotch-cha-cha-cha-cha!

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  7. I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!

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  8. I'd go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, crossed eyes, or their stuttering.

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  9. I hate music, especially when it's played.

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  10. I'm mortified!

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  11. It's-a-castastrophe!

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  12. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

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  13. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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  14. Surrounded by assassins!

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  15. When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood- my blood.

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  16. When it comes to noses, you're a retailer. I'm a wholesaler!

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  17. UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy's Aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner)

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