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15 Jessica Simpson Quotes

Jessica Simpson's page feels like a playful, self-aware chat about identity and humor, appealing to anyone who enjoys light-hearted honesty.

Jessica Simpson quotes

  1. Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it: it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.

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  2. A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

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  3. The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.

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  4. I had very big boobs but at a young age, and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn't sing solos because supposedly the men were disgusted when I would get up there.

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  5. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! Ditzy is not editing yourself.

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  6. You've done a great job decorating the White House.

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  7. I want to be a diva, like 'people-totally-respect-my-music' diva, not diva like 'carry-my-diet-Coke-around'.

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  8. Growing up I was always the blonde that everybody made fun of, and I just played into that, because that was how I got the guys. That's how I charmed people.

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  9. I laugh a lot. It burns lots of calories.

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  10. I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas! Are there anorexics in Texas?

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  11. Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing.

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  12. My whole life I've played the role of the blonde. It's always worked for me. It's a good thing...but it can also be a bad thing if you get labeled as the 'blonde' all the time.

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  13. Lea: Jessica, you want try these Buffalo wings? Jessica: Buffalo?! I don't eat buffalo!

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  14. People feel they have to cover up who they are to be loved. But success comes from being real.

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  15. Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica

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